O.E.R.P

"Slant6" (slant-6) 03/18/2016 at 23:25 • Filed to: None

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Oppositelock Emergency Relocation Program has been set to code yellow. Repeat code yellow. This is what we’ve trained for women and men, stations. GO!

Any ideas of where to move to if Gawker does go bust? I think we can recon on OppositeTalk until we find a more suitable replacement.

The chances of Kinja going away are pretty low, but it is a possibility.

Begin archiving your posts!

Frenchlicker > Slant6 03/18/2016 at 23:30

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Crowdfund oppositelock.car!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Slant6 03/18/2016 at 23:30

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I missed the training...

DasWauto > Slant6 03/18/2016 at 23:32

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Can everyone stop making these posts, please?

Mass hysteria isn’t helpful.

This is only the first trial and as has been said in the many other posts like this, there will be an appeal, if not multiple and the case will drag on, likely resulting in greatly reduced damages being awarded, if any at all.

Keep calm and carry on until something actually happens.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Slant6 03/18/2016 at 23:35

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Geocities.

1111111111111111111111 > Slant6 03/18/2016 at 23:35

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Brownshootingbrake.com is available.

Steve in Manhattan > DasWauto 03/18/2016 at 23:37

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Yeah, burying this potential corpse is premature at best. We will live to post another day.

1111111111111111111111 > 1111111111111111111111 03/18/2016 at 23:37

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Carsaretotallycool.com

1111111111111111111111 > 1111111111111111111111 03/18/2016 at 23:38

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Oppo-lock.com

1111111111111111111111 > 1111111111111111111111 03/18/2016 at 23:39

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fuckkinjaandgohome.com

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/18/2016 at 23:46

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Yeah if you use 56k and listen to Smash Mouth CDs.

d15b > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/18/2016 at 23:49

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SOME BODY once told me...

not for canada - australian in disguise > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/18/2016 at 23:52

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>implying that I don’t already

Slant6 > DasWauto 03/18/2016 at 23:56

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I guess if it did go lights out we’d have some warning. Like I said the chances are very low.

But what if it just went offline? I think it couldn’t hurt to speculate on a just in case scenario.

Jack Does Cars > Slant6 03/19/2016 at 07:32

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(I met a former teacher of yours yesterday)

Frenchlicker > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 03/19/2016 at 08:49

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Well I’ve got the second part down.

Slant6 > Jack Does Cars 03/19/2016 at 11:22

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Who? Where? I guess I was memorable.

Slant6 > Jack Does Cars 03/19/2016 at 11:29

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I also had a dream I sold you my Ranger and bought myself a mid 80s Ram 1500 in green with a carbed 318 with a manual.

Jack Does Cars > Slant6 03/19/2016 at 11:47

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Good dream. The teachers name was Ms. Case(?) and she came to the drive thru at the Chick-Fil-A I work at in Apex. She has a Volvo V70 and said you were a, “good student."

Slant6 > Jack Does Cars 03/19/2016 at 11:58

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Maybe she got married or something. Don’t remember that name. Could have been thinking of my brother.

Jack Does Cars > Slant6 03/19/2016 at 12:15

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I was actually considering going to Enloe, but then we realized it was impractical considering Middle Creek is a mile from where I live.

Slant6 > Jack Does Cars 03/19/2016 at 12:17

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Middle creek is pretty good too. Wake Forest was 2 miles from my house but I wasn’t about to deal with their shirt. So 50 mile round trip.

Jack Does Cars > Slant6 03/19/2016 at 12:34

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What’s wrong with Wake Forest, I haven’t heard too much about them. But Middle Creek is OK, our football team is A1, our track team is alright, but I’m not a sports guy. Lots of drugs, student parking lot kinda sucks. Oh, and there have been a few teacher/student relationships.